Nobody ever accused Me of being the sweet little girl next door. Even from a very early age I was doing very, very naughty things. I was the one on the block who liked to catch fireflies, and rip their tails off and adorn Myself with their little lighted parts like jewelery, rings, earrings, and such. What did I care that these poor little creatures flying around at night lighting up the dusk sky were harmless and pretty. I had more fun ripping them in half and then wearing them for my adornment. Get the picture? I didn’t play with the girls in My neighborhood. I played with the boys. And I was always, and I mean ALWAYS the one in charge. I played hard. I played dirty. I played rough. And I played mean. To this day, that’s who and what I am. Don’t come sniveling to Me if you want to waste My time. If you see Me in the chat room, don’t whisper Me and say, “hey”, and nothing else. Come to Me with respect, because if you don’t give it to Me willingly, I will rip it from you as easily as I can rip your balls from your body. As easily as I ripped the ends of those little butterflies when I was a young Bitch-In-Training. And the funniest part? I never needed any training. I was born this way. Evil to the core. Ready? Set? Run for your life…or pick up the phone and give it to Me.
