Nobody ever accused Me of being the sweet little girl next door. Even from a very early age I was doing very, very naughty things. I was the one on the block who liked to catch fireflies, and rip their tails off and adorn Myself with their little lighted parts like jewelery, rings, earrings, and such. What did I care that these poor  little creatures flying around at night lighting up the dusk sky were harmless and pretty. I had more fun ripping them in half and then wearing them for my adornment.  Get the picture?  I didn’t play with the girls in My neighborhood. I played with the boys. And I was always, and I mean ALWAYS the one in charge.  I played hard. I played dirty. I played rough. And I played mean. To this day, that’s who and what I am. Don’t come sniveling to Me if you want to waste My time. If you see Me in the chat room, don’t whisper Me and say, “hey”, and nothing else. Come to Me with respect, because if you don’t give it to Me willingly, I will rip it from you as easily as I can rip your balls from your body. As easily as I ripped the ends of those little butterflies when I was a young Bitch-In-Training.  And the funniest part? I never needed any training. I was born this way. Evil to the core. Ready? Set? Run for your life…or pick up the phone and give it to Me.

I specialize in all sorts of over-the-edge games, as My loyal callers know. “snicker” One of My very favorite things to do to My enema whores is to get them drunk beyond all reason. While most of you are very familiar with your run of the mill warm, soapy water enemas, sometimes I like to take things to a whole new level.  First of all, why waste an hour drinking a bottle of some fancy merlot trying to erase the edge off a hard day at the office?  Instead, get out your enema bag, the same bottle of merlot that you were going to drink and let’s LITERALLY go bottoms up! You have no idea how hard and how fast the fabulous light headedness will hit you as it is absorbed directly into your intestines. Feel the warm glow spreading into your tight puckered asshole while I laugh at you and humiliate you; reveling in your discomfiture and the wild abandon which you suddenly feel. You’re at My behest now. Do as I say. Feel as I tell you to feel. All the sensations and all the kudos are due to Me and My overwhelmingly decadent nature.  Get ready to feel the heat and the glow. Get ready to surrender to Malice In Wonderland.